Philosopherstoned

... a lot of effort!

It was hell trying to put contact lenses on my own for the first time! Only after i poked my eyes red was i able to get the cursed lenses in!  But not before i almost lost one of them.  I dropped the right one! The horror of it all! I searched for it on the floor, on my bed, on my clothes, and i finally found it inside the fold of my jeans (i folded them up earlier, coz, well, it's more comfortable that way, ehehe...)

but all that paid off in the end. I am able to read things from afar again! Yay!

Now i don't have to worry about getting the wrong jeepney to stop and i don't have to be afraid i'd trip and land on my face on the way to work at night.  I can read the guitar chords without having my nose touch the book!  Yay! Yay!  I can play volleyball without having to squint my eyes so much in fear of being hit ("In your face, jowie!" OUCH!!!).  I can watch a movie without having my chin up all the time (coz my nose is not tall enough to keep the glasses on eye level... huhu... why was i not given enough nose?!)

All right! *drops glasses* Oops... where did my glasses go? *takes a step* Did i just hear something crack? *jumps up and down* No, i don't think anything cracked at all! *stomp-stomp-stomp* It's so nice to jump up and down like this! So nice... so nice... hehe...

(no, i didn't really stomp on my glasses.  That was just Jowie's Inner Mind Theater  )